Despite early positive returns, the 49ers have proved the past couple of weeks that they are still a sub-mediocre team. Let's face it, both the Saints and Brady-less Pats are not exactly elite teams. While they provide tough match-ups for any team in the league, the Niners didn't look too competitive. Worse yet, the Eagles and Giants are next, meaning the smart money is on the 49ers starting 2-5.
Here's the best case scenario for the rest of the season - "The Mikes Scenario"
A 2-5 start essentially means the Niners will struggle to hit .500. Because the offense has improved so dramatically, the ultimate culprit will be the defense, which is supposed to be Mike Nolan's forte.
The York's will finally realize, Mike's actual forte is providing sound bytes that make him sound like a good coach. Despite the fact that he's a snappy dresser, the Yorks will make the decision to release Mike Nolan.
While many will consider Mike Martz as the heir apparent, in a rare display of smartness, the Yorks will bypass the obvious choice and consider Mike Holmgren instead. And as Mike H. will require GM power, this will spell the end for Scott McCloughan, the best evaluator of high character, no talent football players in the league.
With Mike H. implementing West Coast football, Mike Martz will be pack his bags and leave for the now vacated Detroit Lions head coach position. Funny but true.
Finally, in a desperate attempt to sell tickets, the Niners will sign Mike Vick to a contract and usher in the "year of the dog" at Candlestick Park. Tailgating parties will be disrupted by dog lover protests outside the park as patrons enjoy half-off "Vick Dogs", inside the park.
One can dream.
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Oh don't we Niners fans wish!! I just get the feeling, though, that Holmgren is done. And even Joe Montana himself could not overcome the general crappyness of the York regime. Thanks Kento now I'm depressed.
wisdom and yorks does not compute, it's like trying to divide by zero, it's undefined.
here's what i hope won't happen, but i wouldn't be surprised if it did:
nolan gets fired, but then talks his way back into a job, again! martz packs up and takes a head coaching job, leading to a league leading qb/concussion ratio.
jed, yes JED york, takes the reigns. he further elevates parag marathe to 49er overlord. parag, who is a stanford mba by the way, looks to fill the organization with like-minded, soul-crushing consultants with freshly minted mba's, and hires...me! yes, me!
but most of the is contingent on me getting into a school and actually graduating, which at this point, is about the same odds as the niners reaching .500
oh and paulie, i'll reply to a post. but as you can tell, my mind is operating in strange ways, the whole sabean/rob ryan thing the clearest example.
you just wait though, i'll come up with some good stuff, medicine related, to your next post.
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